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A Medical Spoonerism

I offer you this, a sorry refrain,
a cautionary tale to be heeding,
concerning a man in considerable pain
and medical attention urgently needing!

google searches he was soon reading
to find the illness with which he was struck
he had no symptoms of rash or bleeding
and in his search he soon became stuck

finally he decided his courage to pluck
and visit the doctor to end his torment
the doc examined him and said he was in luck
for he knew the cause of his painful lament

t’is nowt but a boil lad, we’ve got a treatment
and with a nurse he left him for medical toil
til the man ran screaming, manhood agony evident
then shouts the doc No Nurse! I said prick his boil!!!

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  1. October 10, 2011 at 00:13

    smart one…

    Glad to see you share.

    🙂

  2. October 10, 2011 at 01:09

    oh no….that would hurt!!

  3. October 10, 2011 at 14:49

    Very funny write on the cartoon! Nicely done! Oh… and, OUCH!

  4. October 11, 2011 at 03:37

    Ouch that one would hurt if she boiled him instead of pricked him so cute and such a fun read
    http://gatelesspassage.com/2011/10/10/the-bird-of-love/

  5. October 12, 2011 at 12:57

    Ha Ha – hilarious poem:)

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