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My Affair With Lady Stella

Got me a new lady in my life
brought her home yesterday
and introduced her to the wife
I didn’t detect any jealousy
thankfully

I’ve named my lady Stella
but I’ve yet to learn her
language so for now she
just sits in the corner until
its time to talk

I took her to meet a friend
that has a certain way with
ladies such as lovely Stella
and he made her scream in
exquisite pleasure leaving
me as the jealous one

I think it’s the way I touch
her neck as she’s rather
highly strung and fretful
one day I’m sure she’ll
accept my caress and
sing a song for me

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I’m honoured this week to have been awarded the following certificate of perfection for this particular poem
I gratefully accept it and in so doing nominate Julian Javer aka Cyber Mushroom for an award

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  1. March 23, 2011 at 19:49

    love the humor,
    fun verse

    Happy Rally.
    😉

  2. March 23, 2011 at 21:35

    What a way to “string” people along. ;o) Great poem.

  3. thingy
    March 23, 2011 at 22:55

    Nice. I hope you and the lady make beautiful music. : )

  4. March 23, 2011 at 23:31

    FABULOUS!

  5. March 24, 2011 at 00:42

    Brilliant! Great sense of humour:)

  6. March 24, 2011 at 01:03

    fantastic — the wife too 🙂

  7. March 24, 2011 at 06:20

    its awesome 🙂

  8. March 24, 2011 at 09:01

    Very clever and very funny – nice one 🙂

  9. Sam
    March 24, 2011 at 09:49

    🙂 you just put a big smile on my face… especially that I am a big music lover.

  10. March 24, 2011 at 15:56

    Awesome the love affair with the guitar and its exquisite brilliance! Playing takes one away to a far-off world!

  11. March 24, 2011 at 19:25

    What a cute expression of your love for the guitar and music! Lovely humor. 🙂

    My Poet’s Rally Poem: Beachy Winter.

  12. March 24, 2011 at 19:29

    I love the punning in this sweet poem.

  13. March 24, 2011 at 22:04

    As a musician too I appreciate the humor in the simile. Good luck w/ the music!

  14. March 25, 2011 at 00:29

    Sweet…wishing you and Lady Stella the best. Loved your poem.

  15. March 25, 2011 at 01:38

    I love this! Wonderful. We are a musical family so I totally relate.

  16. March 25, 2011 at 04:08

    Funny, I hope she sings soon.

  17. March 25, 2011 at 15:17

    What a witty poem! We ladies can be tricky!

  18. March 25, 2011 at 15:38

    That was really great! Love the humour!

  19. March 26, 2011 at 01:41

    Fun poem, beautiful lady! Good luck with your seduction of her! Hugs, pat

  20. March 26, 2011 at 10:11

    hehehe 😀 she’ll fall soon to your touch, WordsAsunder! witty and well written..

  21. March 26, 2011 at 18:14

    how is your day?

    please find time visiting poets who were here for you but you did not visit yet..

    Thanks..

    have fun. 🙂

  22. March 26, 2011 at 19:24

    what a way you bring out this lady! here’s mine.. http://fiveloaf.wordpress.com/2010/01/15/wedged/

  23. March 27, 2011 at 03:02

    this made us chuckle a bunch, especially since we are trying to learn to play our own ‘Stella’… Nice poem !
    Happy Rally
    JL&B

  24. March 27, 2011 at 13:38

    Great humour. I was wondering what imagery your words would have created had the picture not been right there, lol. I hope Stella sings for you very soon (if she doesn’t already) 🙂

  25. haggishead
    March 27, 2011 at 14:32

    haha 🙂 this is great! the musician and his instrument 😀

  26. March 27, 2011 at 14:56

    cool, like it.

  27. March 27, 2011 at 18:36

    Fabulous word play going on here–I really enjoyed this one! Thanks for your feedback on my rally piece. And you’re welcome for the nomination–you deserved it!

  28. squashedmosquito
    March 28, 2011 at 00:21

    Aaah, yes. This appeals to me. Fantastic word play. You and Stella have a long life ahead of you. Did you name your lady ‘star’ as an aspiration or as a known quality? xx

  29. Julian Javier the Cyber Mushroom
    March 28, 2011 at 03:00

    my own guitar’s name is Alicia hehehe! i love this poem! nicely done!

  30. Julian Javier the Cyber Mushroom
    March 28, 2011 at 03:00

    nice to know that I ain’t the only one in this world who names things hahaha

  31. March 28, 2011 at 15:35

    Charming write, a great homage to the instrument ~ Rose

  32. Julian Javier the Cyber Mushroom
    March 28, 2011 at 18:46

    thanks for the nomination! =D

  33. March 29, 2011 at 22:24

    Fun, love the innuendos.

  34. March 31, 2011 at 10:05

    This is by far my favourite on the page- what a lovely, lovely idea, it’s left me with one of those ‘isn’t he clever’ smiles. Fabulous concept, excellent execution; makes the reader feel nice.

  35. April 1, 2011 at 02:43

    thanks for the award acceptance, lovely nomination.
    Cheers,
    🙂

  36. April 3, 2011 at 16:25

    O she’ll sing for u
    especially
    if u use
    the whammy bar
    or
    put the pedal
    to the metal
    wah wah

    fun read
    my brother

    peace
    este

  37. April 10, 2011 at 20:30

    I’m overwhelmed by the number of positive comments for this poem..I had no idea it would generate such a response..and an award to boot too!
    So to all those that have taken time to read this and comment I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Too many to reply individually so this is for everyone. Thank you 🙂

  38. April 13, 2011 at 12:10

    It really is fabulous, just reread it, it’s quirky and beautiful.

  39. April 20, 2011 at 18:01

    Oh wow, love the double entendres =) Very well written sir, wonderfully composed.

  40. May 4, 2011 at 17:59

    I have an affair with Stella too. However my Stella looks a lot different then yours. Check it out on my blog … Perfectly Sunday.

  41. August 29, 2012 at 03:27

    Nice work! Reminds me of a friend of mine who plays the guitar. I got linked to this from the current Poets’ Rally– Week 71– was that your intention to link it in again this week?

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